Stop what you are doing now!! RIGHT NOW!!
That means you henchman holding a wrench and you henchman arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like you’re doing something.
And you S.H.I.E.L.D agent, stop playing Galaga!!
Do I have your attention? Yes? Then feast your eyes on this little beauty:
A trailer for Constantine, happiness thy name is a-trailer-for-NBC’s-new-TV-show-Constantine-staring-Matt-Ryan. A pretty rubbish moniker but hey, I don’t make the rules.
Did you watch it? I think I’m going to watch it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
Did you see Jeremy Davies? Do you know who that is? 100 quatloos if you said Daniel Faraday, 400 if you said Dickie Bennett from…
… Hang on a minute! There is a fifth season?!? Why am I just finding out about this! Why did no one tell me?!? It is like I’ve been living under a rock for the past…
… Ah that explains it. So long dank and dreary cave, I’ve got Justified and Constantine to watch:
And Fallout 3 to play!!