I had big plans for today. Massive plans. Humongous even. Plans that would shake the earth to its very core.
Unfortunately I have contracted the dreaded lurgy. So instead of forging ahead with my aforementioned schemes I have painted a big red cross on my front door.
Because I have the plague. Not because I am bonkers.
Though my front door is red so maybe I am going a bit doolally.
Cluck cluck, jibber jibber, my old man’s a mushroom etc
Seems like I will have to content myself with moping about the flat and feeling sorry for myself.
Anyone want to bring me some chicken soup?
On a slightly brighter note I discovered the Game of Thrones theme tune sung by goats.
That’s goat to be a good thing…
Ah come on Calculon, it was not that bad!!!
Fair enough. Maybe a stonking music video will appease you.